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ArtWork By  Mark Betcher

And here's your standard Jesus song. I'm neither God fearing or non-fearing. All I know is that I don't know nothing'! Therefore, I aint go no clue. And if you think you know what you're doing... God bless you... but you don't know what you are talking about! Have a nice cornfusing day!


Big Blue Boner Ball

Jesus I don't have no clue

© Mark Betcher

Oh Jesus. I ain’t got no clue
Oh Jesus I don’t know what to do
Jesus I ain’t got no clue
Oh Jesus tell me what you’re gonna do

Jesus I can barely tie my shoes
Oh Jesus I’m so God Damned confused
Jesus won’t you save me from this zoo
Oh Jesus I wouldn’t be too damned amused

Jesus you took a nail through the hand
Oh Jesus your blood stained the sand
Oh Jesus. Always on the witness stand
Jesus are you sure this mess is planned?

It’s One Two Three Four Open up Heaven’s Door!
Five six seven eight open up the paranomal gate
We’re sittin’ here waiting for the man. Who am gonna take us up to the pearly land
Jesus. Jesus.

Satan don’t want you to make me rich
Satan don’t want you to dig my ditch
I’ll fight you Satan I surely won’t switch
Oh Satan with you life’s... just a bitch
Go away Devil. Go away now.

Oh Satan you don’t have no clue
Satan you don’t know what to do
Satan you ain’t got no clue
Oh Satan please just what you gonna do
What you gonna do now Santan?

Jesus I feel great
Jesus I just cant wait
You’re rounding third and headed for home
It’s you and Satan fightin’ in Heaven’s Superdome
I’m getting closer to the Catacombs...
Put me in the ground Jesus. Take me home

It’s One Two Three Four Open up Heaven’s Door!
Five six seven eight open up the paranomal gate
We’re sittin’ here waiting for the man. Who am gonna take us up to the pearly land
Jesus. Jesus.