© Mark Betcher
Great could be better
I followed your rules to the letter
Life is not what you planned
And everything is out of hand
I don’t misunderstand
Turth will never be at my hand
We work on bad brains and glands
It’s life in crazy land, crazy land, crazy land
How you doing today (spoken)
Great! Couldn’t be better
How you doing Brother?
I’m great! Couldn’t be better
I like a jumpin’ jive band
While you are cuttin’ off your right hand
Obey you mind’s commands
Because you are wired directly to crazy land
The child was unplanned
The love rocket was unmanned
It took a tick of the second hand
To make a dumpster baby on the shores... of crazy land
Yeah. Another whisper to deaf ears
Another cry into my beer
Another misbegotten grand stand
Just another march to the shores of crazy land
You step on a land mine
One you layed there the last time
Another one legged damaged man
Standing here in the check out line....
In crazy land.... Crazy land....
How you doin’ today Brother?