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Too Much Bacon For My Pants
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Too Much Bacon For My Pants

I’m too old for the rock n roll show
My chain saw damaged hearing is on the go
I drink a beer and I’m asleep by nine
Band cranks and sings a few lines
But the words fail me even though I know they rhyme
It’s just the audio level that messes all up in my mind

It’s too loud my tuning forks are ringing
What’s that Dude playing when he playing when he plays the thing he’s playing?
The question I got goes something like this
Is there too much bacon for the pan?
Is there is too much bacon for the band?
Have I got too much bacon for my pants?

I tell my wife in a rant
Honey, I’ve got too much bacon here in my pants!
I’ve heard this one before, my lovely man
It’s so like, I got too much bacon in my can!
Sung by that Dude, that Soul Coughing Man
Can’t touch that... she got too much bacon in her can

Ha Ha Ha Too... she got oo much bacon

When I wake up In the morning I put some coffee with my cream
I hum a tune, too much pork in my beans
I mix orange juice and drink it straight from the can
Then I eat too much bacon, Green Eggs and Ham
It’s too much bacon sizzling in my pan.
Too much breakfast food for an this here old man

Too much bacon Ha Ha In my pants

I thinking day and night and my ears still ring
I love Larwence Welk, forget this thing
The question. It goes like this.
Is there too much bacon for the pan?
Is there is too much bacon for the band?
Is there too much bacon... you know where?

Too much bacon for my pants

Well at this age I couldn’t care less...
That ’ve got too much bacon for my pants
I’m gonna pass it on to the next generation
That bacon in my pan
Because it’s just too much meat for this vegetarian
It’s too much bacon.. OOOOOOO.... for my pants